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redditor since 03/13/2008 - updated 3 years, 4 months ago - karma: 30
would have been nice to him in high school. also would have confused the teachers by answering for each other.
I think he nice. I think he funty. He good man of olives.
This guy is the star mod of the excellent sub /r/sfgiants.
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well; a really big dog like a mastiff as he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. Just so many things I would do.
He's the karmanaut of rateredditors.com and he clearly has a natural instinct for memes
Because he has Mad Bum's hairstyle
10/10, way cooler than zap.
he is ok i guess.
Constantly tries to fight me.
3/5 with rice.
Does not like olives. Would give 6 stars if possible.
5/5 just keep him away from Coit Tower for fuck's sake.
Probably a Criminal
While traveling the world in search of the perfect recipe for chocolate chip cookies, /u/kasutori_Jack encountered a talking snail. This experience was later ascribed to the mushrooms included in that day's soup, but it remains an enlightening parable for all who seek answers to life's most pressing questions.