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He's a bit of a cutie. He's had his highs and his lows, but he's a charming young chap.
Similar names. 9/10 -IGN
420/69 would bang
My name Keshika Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Keshika, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no copypasta.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
There are few who are unaware of how often /u/angrypotato1 has come to the aid Guamanian immigrants. However, this humble individual has frequently downplayed any involvement in other heroic deeds. The ocean liner Olympic - sister ship to the Titanic - owes its temporal stability to a frantic effort on the part of /u/angrypotato1 during which no less than three banyan trees were destroyed.
Cause they're coolio Julio