Wags deserves 5 stars because he’s an insane fucker that likely has to wear a helmet 24/7. Don’t let his troll ass fool you though. Deep down he’s a really decent person who is worth getting to know. His grownup Dennis the Menace Ass shell is as brittle as a cracker. What kind of cracker you ask? Well, you gotta get to know him to find out, but trust me, it’s not Ritz. More likely saltines.