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redditor since 11/02/2011 - updated 4 years, 3 months ago - karma: 49
Not a genius but still pretty cool.
I don't know any redditors so I'm just here trying to make friends. 4 stars to keep it fair!
I stood on the deck of the sinking ship surrounded by innocent puppies. I needed a savior, but none was to be found. Then - through the dim light of early dawn - IG approached. He swam with a pod of dolphins, gracefully sliding in and out of the water like aquaman.
He carried all the puppies to safety. When he came back to save me, I told him that I felt so safe in his arms.
We made sweet love that night. I got lost in his tranquil eyes and awake on a seashore with mimosas. True her
I know :( That is not the first time I've spelled his name wrong. You're pretty cool as well! Would mod with you again too :)
0/10 hasn't reviewed me yet
you reviewed a lot of people yo
actually from kuwait
Has nearly 2 million comment karma and is a moderator of some default subs. 5/5 but should consider submitting a link!